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Sherlockiama 02-22-2010 04:15 PM

Funniest Exoctic I've seen
 
so far anyway:

# Hot and Spicy Dragon Nuts - [E] Value: 3,961 gold , Weight: 1

Captain Humphries
Lvl 42 War Master

-Firestar- 06-07-2010 09:25 PM

I clicked past it, but I have found a My Little Pony Head on a stick

GypsyGirl 06-08-2010 01:08 AM

Torturous TV That Only Plays 'The View' :D

DarkGwyddion 06-08-2010 10:08 PM

No idea if it was an Exotic, but

Building Dungeons for Dragons

I so wanted to keep that one for my bookshelf.

-Firestar- 06-10-2010 02:20 PM

Not quite as funny as the others, but I just found:

Baby Sonic Badger Pet - [E] Value: 3,982 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

A... what?

Rocktuft Gremlin Hair Wax - [E] Value: 4,300 gold, Weight: 1

And another very strange one. Hair wax?

# Disgusting Eternium Fat Tray - [E] Value: 4,350 gold, Weight: 1
If it's so disgusting, why is it so valuable?

# BubbleSnot Gum - [E] Value: 6,152 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

XD

# Bottled Demon Fart - [E] Value: 5,562 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

# You dont want to know - [E] Value: 6,336 gold, Weight: 1

# Yellow Cube Yellow Cake - [E] Value: 5,416 gold, Weight: 1
Portal reference?

TMurra 06-21-2010 01:02 PM

Immense Ball of Yuck Reagents - [E] Value: 6,572 gold , Weight: 1

Reasonable amount of gold for "Yuck".
Also impressive that an "Immense Ball" only weighs "1".

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24Jun10 - New find!

Powdered White Kayte Moss - [E] Value: 6,259 gold , Weight: 1
Is it a Krispy Kreme doughnut variety?

nebsmith 07-08-2010 10:58 PM

My favourite so far is
"The buttered toast cat of eternal levitation"
The thing is I see how this could work. Fix toast butter side up to the back of a cat and drop. The cat always lands on its feet, the toast butter side down.

DarkGwyddion 07-09-2010 12:02 AM

My personal favourite (though I think it was a Rare, not an exotic. And it was curtesy of my Stone Gaze Immortal Ability):

Statue of Clomping Statue

Baneful 09-09-2010 07:40 PM

Psi pie of 22 over 7

Must be full of mathematical goodness :D

Ursa Arcadius 10-21-2010 03:36 PM

Lulz
 
# Working Ironman Suit - [E] Value: 4,054 gold , Weight: 1


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