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Old 06-30-2008, 03:36 PM
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Default Aviaquas Icemender v. the Blob

Aye, so there I was, staring down the largest blob - err, the greatest quantity of goo I had ever seen in one self-aware colony, that is - that I had ever seen. I raised me pick to smite the foul creature, but it was upon me before I knew what hit me.

It seeped into the crevices o' me stone companion, grinding it to a halt. Before I could raise me hands in protest, the slime formed it's vile essence into spikes o' acid and stabbed right between the plates o' me armor.

In quick succession, me keen dwarven senses felt the beast puncture eight o' me thirteen livers. Two more and I woulda' died o' alcohol poisoning within minutes. But thinkin' real quick, I drew me trusty tube and put the fear o' dwarfkind - not to mention some very hot rocks - into the beast's shapeless form. As it recoiled, I went for a killin' blow, and put the creature down in the highly obvious way that you would put down a blob with no internal organs or sensitive integuments. Y'know, that way they teach you in elementary adventurer school.

And so, I came back here and had me livers regrown by that kindly mage in the shop 'round the corner. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna give these babies a good test run. Hey, sweetheart! bring that barrel 'round front for me! I got the gold to claim it!
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:30 PM
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Hahaha. A highly enjoyable read I must say.
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Old 07-04-2008, 03:11 PM
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And so, I came back here and had me livers regrown by that kindly mage in the shop 'round the corner. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna give these babies a good test run. Hey, sweetheart! bring that barrel 'round front for me! I got the gold to claim it!
This is is awesome in it's purest form! Amazing read!
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Old 07-04-2008, 10:23 PM
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Hear hear! I'll drink to that! I dare say that be one o' the finest tales o' dwarven valor I've ever been sober enough to lay ears upon. Oi, bartender, the next round be on me!
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Old 07-05-2008, 09:25 PM
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rum or more rum... lol.
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Old 07-06-2008, 05:34 AM
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Ha ha ha, great stuff
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Old 07-07-2008, 11:11 AM
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very nice read.
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:51 PM
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Heh, I actually just fought a boss called The Lump (it was blob cube).
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