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Old 12-27-2008, 03:51 PM
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The obvious answer is the frog in a blender.
That answer is sooo obvious that I know youve Googled it. :P
You spoiled it for everyone,but its still correct.
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Old 12-27-2008, 07:26 PM
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Playing on Sorrowsong a bit now, I think I got it. The "scores" were musical, not points. A band being paid for their concert performance.
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Old 12-27-2008, 08:34 PM
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That's definately it! Good job!
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Old 12-28-2008, 02:40 PM
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Man nothing stops you guys....

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There is a robot that is programed to assemble children's toys. During laboratory tests, the robot assembled hundreds of toys without any errors. The day arrived when the robot was to give a public demonstration and as "Murphy's Law" would have it, everything went wrong. The toy pieces were put into a carton and sealed and brought to the public demonstration. The robot was given the carton filled with toy pieces, but it was unable to assemble a single toy. What went wrong?
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Old 12-28-2008, 03:28 PM
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He couldnt reach the toys?Sorry I couldnt think of anything good,except this next riddle:
Jeff was in a room with 5 lamps in a row in the middle of one of the walls.He had to put the lightbulbs inside the lamps with 2 rules:
1)He had to put one bulb,then take it out and put two and so on.
2)Every time the light distributed to one side of the room should match exactly the light to the other.
How did he put the lightbulbs?
PS:Please number the lamps (1,2,3,4,5)
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Old 12-28-2008, 04:15 PM
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There is a robot that is programed to assemble children's toys. During laboratory tests, the robot assembled hundreds of toys without any errors. The day arrived when the robot was to give a public demonstration and as "Murphy's Law" would have it, everything went wrong. The toy pieces were put into a carton and sealed and brought to the public demonstration. The robot was given the carton filled with toy pieces, but it was unable to assemble a single toy. What went wrong?
the pieces were on a conveyer, but with it being a demonstration, the pieces were scattered around on a table?
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Old 12-29-2008, 02:34 AM
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The robot was never programmed how to open a carton
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Old 12-29-2008, 11:06 AM
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to marin iffn I understand everything right it should go

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Picture a bridge four kilometers long and strong enough to hold ten thousand kilograms, but no more. A loaded transport truck weighing exactly ten thousand kilograms drives onto the bridge. At the halfway point, a sparrow weighing 30 grams lands on the truck, yet the bridge doesn't collapse. How can this be?
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Old 12-29-2008, 01:47 PM
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Picture a bridge four kilometers long and strong enough to hold ten thousand kilograms, but no more. A loaded transport truck weighing exactly ten thousand kilograms drives onto the bridge. At the halfway point, a sparrow weighing 30 grams lands on the truck, yet the bridge doesn't collapse. How can this be?

African or European? (sorry, couldn't resist)


Anyway, the gas burned by the Truck to go the 1st two kilometers was equal to (or greater than ) 30 grams.
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Old 12-29-2008, 03:49 PM
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to marin iffn I understand everything right it should go

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Correct.
Billy and S-man (for the BvS fans) were playing rock paper scissors.They had 3 throws,one for every item.If one of them wins a throw,they get 1 point.If any of them loses a throw,they lose a point (negative scores apply).Draw changes nothing.What would happen if:
1)There were no draws in the 3 throws.
2)If the first throw was a draw.
3)ONLY the second throw is a draw.
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