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Old 02-22-2010, 04:15 PM
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Default Funniest Exoctic I've seen

so far anyway:

# Hot and Spicy Dragon Nuts - [E] Value: 3,961 gold , Weight: 1

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Old 06-07-2010, 09:25 PM
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I clicked past it, but I have found a My Little Pony Head on a stick
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Old 06-08-2010, 01:08 AM
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Torturous TV That Only Plays 'The View'
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Old 06-08-2010, 10:08 PM
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No idea if it was an Exotic, but

Building Dungeons for Dragons

I so wanted to keep that one for my bookshelf.
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Old 06-10-2010, 02:20 PM
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Not quite as funny as the others, but I just found:

Baby Sonic Badger Pet - [E] Value: 3,982 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

A... what?

Rocktuft Gremlin Hair Wax - [E] Value: 4,300 gold, Weight: 1

And another very strange one. Hair wax?

# Disgusting Eternium Fat Tray - [E] Value: 4,350 gold, Weight: 1
If it's so disgusting, why is it so valuable?

# BubbleSnot Gum - [E] Value: 6,152 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

XD

# Bottled Demon Fart - [E] Value: 5,562 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

# You dont want to know - [E] Value: 6,336 gold, Weight: 1

# Yellow Cube Yellow Cake - [E] Value: 5,416 gold, Weight: 1
Portal reference?

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Old 06-21-2010, 01:02 PM
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Immense Ball of Yuck Reagents - [E] Value: 6,572 gold , Weight: 1

Reasonable amount of gold for "Yuck".
Also impressive that an "Immense Ball" only weighs "1".

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24Jun10 - New find!

Powdered White Kayte Moss - [E] Value: 6,259 gold , Weight: 1
Is it a Krispy Kreme doughnut variety?
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:47 PM
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Not quite as funny as the others, but I just found:

Baby Sonic Badger Pet - [E] Value: 3,982 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

A... what?

Rocktuft Gremlin Hair Wax - [E] Value: 4,300 gold, Weight: 1

And another very strange one. Hair wax?

# Disgusting Eternium Fat Tray - [E] Value: 4,350 gold, Weight: 1
If it's so disgusting, why is it so valuable?

# BubbleSnot Gum - [E] Value: 6,152 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

XD

# Bottled Demon Fart - [E] Value: 5,562 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

# You dont want to know - [E] Value: 6,336 gold, Weight: 1

# Yellow Cube Yellow Cake - [E] Value: 5,416 gold, Weight: 1
Portal reference?
all of which i have found and i agree with you... personal favorite that made me laugh is "bottled demon fart" XD
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Old 04-04-2011, 01:29 PM
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here's my latest;

Book titled Sssun Ssszu's Art of Biffo - [E] Value: 3,065 gold, Weight: 1
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Wicked Book of Bedtime Stoies - [E] Value: 5,360 gold , Weight: 1

I'm really, really curious what the stories would be Perhaps Jack and Jill got a bit frisky at the top of the hill?
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Cinderella ends up eating her grannie herself.
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