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Old 12-24-2017, 03:45 AM
Hooptie Hooptie is offline
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Angry Where is Festivus!?!?!?

The lone elf limps up the steps to the deserted Dragon Tavern,having again been mortally wounded several times in the last outing. He walks through the broken door and shakes his head as he surveys the dust and desolation of the once proud and booming inn. The elf forages behind the bar and finds a dusty bottle of elderberry wine "better than nothing ." he thinks He lights a candle and tries to clean off the chair and table to sit down. While having a drink and remembering days of Festivus past, he remembers something else. he takes the candle and searches the old stockroom until he spies it in the the back of the room. He takes the the Festivus tree out to the tavern room and sets in the corner. A little better he thinks. Why have the Dragon Lords forsaken this most joyful holiday?
He opens up his backpack and takes out some cooked meat made into the shape of a loaf of bread and cuts some off and eats it. The elf chuckles to himself as he thinks the only thing that is missing is a feat of strength,maybe this will do as he lifts the bottle of wine to take a drink.
Suddenly he hears a strange noise coming from the steps leading to the second floor of the the tavern. It sounds like someone dragging a heavy chain as he comes down the steps.Quickly he blows out the candle and his moonelf vision kicks in and he sees a a large figure coming down the steps,it looks to be a demon with huge curving horns and hooves! A KRUMPUS he gasps! He grabs his bow and unleashes a hail of arrows almost to fast to see but the Krumpus ignores them like they were twigs. He then pulls out his long sword Dragon Bane and attacks the vile creature,dodging and ducking landing several blows that seem to do no damage.Enough of this he yells! He dodges a the chain and moves in and cuts off the creature's arm at the elbow.While it bellows in pain he cuts a leg off at the knee,The Krumpus shrieks and bellows again as it falls to the floor squirming in pain. The elf lifts his sword up and with a mighty blow chops off it's massive head! He bends over grabs the head and sticks on the festivus pole. As he gathers up his things he hobbles out of the tavern heading toward the healing temple again. "Happy Festivus to the rest of us,and to all a good night!"
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