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Old 02-22-2010, 04:15 PM
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Default Funniest Exoctic I've seen

so far anyway:

# Hot and Spicy Dragon Nuts - [E] Value: 3,961 gold , Weight: 1

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Old 06-07-2010, 09:25 PM
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I clicked past it, but I have found a My Little Pony Head on a stick
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Old 06-08-2010, 01:08 AM
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Torturous TV That Only Plays 'The View'
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Old 06-08-2010, 10:08 PM
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No idea if it was an Exotic, but

Building Dungeons for Dragons

I so wanted to keep that one for my bookshelf.
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Old 06-10-2010, 02:20 PM
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Not quite as funny as the others, but I just found:

Baby Sonic Badger Pet - [E] Value: 3,982 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

A... what?

Rocktuft Gremlin Hair Wax - [E] Value: 4,300 gold, Weight: 1

And another very strange one. Hair wax?

# Disgusting Eternium Fat Tray - [E] Value: 4,350 gold, Weight: 1
If it's so disgusting, why is it so valuable?

# BubbleSnot Gum - [E] Value: 6,152 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

XD

# Bottled Demon Fart - [E] Value: 5,562 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

# You dont want to know - [E] Value: 6,336 gold, Weight: 1

# Yellow Cube Yellow Cake - [E] Value: 5,416 gold, Weight: 1
Portal reference?

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Old 06-21-2010, 01:02 PM
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Immense Ball of Yuck Reagents - [E] Value: 6,572 gold , Weight: 1

Reasonable amount of gold for "Yuck".
Also impressive that an "Immense Ball" only weighs "1".

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24Jun10 - New find!

Powdered White Kayte Moss - [E] Value: 6,259 gold , Weight: 1
Is it a Krispy Kreme doughnut variety?
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Old 07-08-2010, 10:58 PM
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My favourite so far is
"The buttered toast cat of eternal levitation"
The thing is I see how this could work. Fix toast butter side up to the back of a cat and drop. The cat always lands on its feet, the toast butter side down.
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Old 07-09-2010, 12:02 AM
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My personal favourite (though I think it was a Rare, not an exotic. And it was curtesy of my Stone Gaze Immortal Ability):

Statue of Clomping Statue
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Old 09-09-2010, 07:40 PM
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Psi pie of 22 over 7

Must be full of mathematical goodness
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Old 10-21-2010, 03:36 PM
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# Working Ironman Suit - [E] Value: 4,054 gold , Weight: 1
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