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Old 10-25-2010, 09:41 PM
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•Perfectly Preserved Fractured Skull - [E] Value: 3,536 gold , Weight: 1

•Delicious Mummy Jerky - [E] Value: 2,998 gold , Weight: 1
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:43 PM
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its not very funny but it is interesting
Bramblejewel Crown - [E] Value: 2837 gold, Weight: 1
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:47 PM
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Not quite as funny as the others, but I just found:

Baby Sonic Badger Pet - [E] Value: 3,982 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

A... what?

Rocktuft Gremlin Hair Wax - [E] Value: 4,300 gold, Weight: 1

And another very strange one. Hair wax?

# Disgusting Eternium Fat Tray - [E] Value: 4,350 gold, Weight: 1
If it's so disgusting, why is it so valuable?

# BubbleSnot Gum - [E] Value: 6,152 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

XD

# Bottled Demon Fart - [E] Value: 5,562 gold, Weight: 1 (Portal it!)

# You dont want to know - [E] Value: 6,336 gold, Weight: 1

# Yellow Cube Yellow Cake - [E] Value: 5,416 gold, Weight: 1
Portal reference?
all of which i have found and i agree with you... personal favorite that made me laugh is "bottled demon fart" XD
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Scroll of 1000 Lies - [E] Value: 6,095 gold , Weight: 1
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:00 AM
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Scroll of 1000 Lies - [E] Value: 6,095 gold , Weight: 1
Another personal favorite from the low levels
•Massive Cauldron filled with you dont want to know what - [E] Value: 189 gold, Weight: 1
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Old 11-04-2010, 11:50 PM
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Another personal favorite from the low levels
•Massive Cauldron filled with you dont want to know what - [E] Value: 189 gold, Weight: 1
Speaking of books:
•Bridge Guards Guide to Goat Insurance - [E] Value: 2,693 gold , Weight: 1
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Old 11-06-2010, 11:19 PM
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My favorite so far:

Sorely Missed Whedon Firefly

For those who don't know, it's a nod to the Joss Whedon sci-fi that only lasted one season. It's got quite a cult following, apparently one of the developers liked it, too.
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Old 11-14-2010, 02:04 PM
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Vibrating Stone Massage Chair - [E] Value: 3,376 gold, Weight: 1
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Old 11-16-2010, 10:34 AM
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Funniest one that hasn't already been said, that I've seen so far was tonight.

Ultra Top Secret Chili Recipe - [E] Value: 4,445 gold , Weight: 1

Yum!
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:36 PM
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And now I find this. :-p

Wish-Granter's IOU Note - [E] Value: 5,947 gold , Weight: 1
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